On this new season of Project Runway, freaky contestant Blayne has made a poor attempt at coining a signature catch phrase (I suppose in the hopes of out-doing the glorious “fierce” from our darling Christian Siriano). His strategy has been to add the suffix “-licious” onto the end of various words, particularly “girl,” forming the terribly out-dated “girlicious.” On last night’s episode, I think we gained some insight into the origins of this phrase.
During the challenge, adorable designer Kenley looks up from her work to see Blayne STARING at her with an expression not unlike that of a Troll Doll on ecstasy. She locks eyes with him in terror, waiting for him to “look away” as most relatively normal people would do if they were caught staring. BUT BLAYNE REFUSES TO LOOK AWAY. Now imagine you’re in Kenley’s shoes. You’ve caught someone staring at you, you acknowledge the stare, and with your eyes ask “what the f*ck are you doing?” What would be the creepiest thing someone could say to you at that point?
Find out what Blayne said, after the jump.
That’s right. He said, “I’M GONNA EAT YOU” in a whispery voice reminiscent of the “seven days” dead-girl voice from The Ring. So as far as “girlicious” is concerned, it may not be a catchphrase for Blayne – it’s a f*cking WAY OF LIFE. As in, he finds the taste of girl flesh to be DELICIOUS.
