Here is the cover of next month’s issue of Details Magazine, the go to publication for men ranging from “kinda gay” to “kinda sorta gay” to “so so so gay”. (Example in above headline: “The World’s Biggest Male Beauty Pageant.”)
Its cover is graced by the one and only Shia LaBeouf, with the curious headline “Shia LaBeouf Just Can’t Get Laid.” You will also note his come hither stare, and finger ever so delicately grazing the shore of chest hair crashing into his pecs. We assume this is all in preparation for a role in the upcoming movie “Desperate Cry For Help.”
Also, wouldn’t you know it? Alex Blagg just got married. Also, it goes without saying, hottest cover evs.
