Yes, I’m perpetually twelve years old, but come on — this wrestler literally has the joke name from Kentucky Fried Movie! I hear UNC has already received verbal committments from Hung Lo and Enormous Genitals too.
I hope that maybe because the name is so obvious and on the nose, maybe middle school kids eased up a bit? Much like the kid at my school named Andrew Dick didn’t get made fun of too much, whereas Eric Chun (Erec-tion) never heard the end of it?
(Chicago Bull, via With Leather)











