Mariah Carey visited the BET studios to make an appearance on 106th and Park. And uhh… what’s a… what’s that peekin’ up from over Mimi’s shoulder there? Is that…
KILLER F**KING ELMO? No, really, is Sesame Street releasing a Murder Mimi Elmo, where he goes on a murderous rampage while endlessly cackling about the blood matting his fur? Because, if so, genius marketing campaign guys.
Sadly, this isn’t the case. The Stalker Elmo Mystery is revealed after the cut.
It’s some girl’s hat. But really, how can you act so peeved when a. You’re in the presence of Her Holiness and b. You’re in a pretty re-re muppet hat?
In other news, can Mariah even move her face anymore? She looks 11.
