Tonight is your LAST CHANCE to catch an all-new episode of Best Week Ever for a couple weeks, so TUNE THE F*CK IN!!! 9 pm and 11 pm on VH1 tonight!!!!!! And I don’t apologize for losing my temper!!!!!
Meanwhile, on INTERNET 2008:
- In a week of Dark Knight madness, one moviegoer barely escapes my fists of blogger fury when the Loews staff declares a state of IMAX Theater Mob Rule.
- Sara rubs elbows with a real-life star from the Dark Knight! Click to find out what Christian Bale smells like (no, the smell will not emanate from your speakers).
- Whoa whoa whoa, wait — Batman’s Mom is a CLOWN???
- Y R U so ugly Mggie Gillneennhallll!!! Your rinkled and fat I hate you let’z gety some hot trim!!!!!!!!!!!
- Bindi Irwin and her mom celebrating over the Steve Irwin Birthday cake barely even cracks this list of the 10 Most Tasteless Cakes.
- 50. Johnny. Mnemonic. Screenshots. You’re welcome.
- We take a moment to reminisce about the movie American Pie, including Chris Klein’s place in cinematic history (I have him as the second most influential figure, behind Rick Moranis)
- Ever wish you could be as successful as Brooke Hogan at… whatever it is she does? Order some Brooke Hogan Inspirational Posters today!
- And finally, we got our hands on the EXCLUSIVE first pics of Matthew McConaughey’s ripped, shirtless baby.
And don’t forget to catch our very own Michelle Collins hosting Red Eye on Fox News tonight and Monday night at 3 am! Or at least set your DVRs — you can afford to miss those Get The Picture reruns on Nickelodeon GAS.
