Several months ago when I first signed up for DirecTV, I wrote a post about an advertisement for Starz that claimed “Starz has all the hit movies, like Surf’s Up, Wild Hogs, Ratatouille, and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End!” Excepting Ratatouille, I joked that if “these were the ones they were advertising, is the rest of the channel just neo-Nazi snuff films and bootlegged footage of abortions?”
It turns out, not only has Starz provided me with the source material for countless ridiculous posts, but the channel also holds the rights to my three favorite movies from 2007 — No Country For Old Men, Superbad, and the aforementioned Ratatouille:
Meanwhile, the next two EXCLUSIVE Saturday Night HBO Premieres are…… License To Wed and Mr. Woodcock:
So let me just officially state for the record: Starz, I owe you an apology.
I am sorry, Starz Channel.
There.
