Chris Cornell has a new song out with Timbaland, and it’s on Ryan Seacrest’s website. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. When you listen, try to believe me when I tell you that this is actually Chris “I’m Going Hungry” Cornell doing his best Maroon 5 impression. I’m not saying it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard, it’s just that, Chris, you don’t sing like you anymore.*
Someone by the name of Ryan Seacrest, however, thinks it’s God’s gift to music, because if you’ll notice on his website, there’s a very TELLING typo, where he refers to Chris Cornell as “Christ” Cornell. Or maybe it’s Ryan’s way of saying “Christ, Cornell, what the f*ck are you doing??”
*I made a Blackhole Sun reference!
(Via Stereogum)
