- In a shocking allegation, the mother and sister of Batman star Christian Bale have accused him of assault on the evening before The Dark Knight premiere. Which makes you wonder if perhaps these two may have gone a little heavy on the pancake foundation and lipstick after spending the day in the pool.
- O.M.(arosa)G.!! Apprentice reject Omarosa Stalsomething-Hyphenated got into a fight with Wendy Williams on the radio personality’s new TV talk show! This would almost be enough to make me start watching the show, if it didn’t make me hate myself and all other women. And people in general.
- Soccer Star Ronaldo was spotted tanning himself on one of those little rolling hot dog machines they have at the movie theater. In my dreams, that is.
- This report from famous wrestler Capt. Lou Albano’s 75th Birthday Party is a must read. Mainly, because it contains sentences like these: A 75th-birthday bash for wrestling icon Capt. Lou Albano turned into a real-life “Wrestlemania” event when “The Sandman” allegedly got drunk and went berserk – and “The Zombie” and “Pitbull” struggled to restrain him as a SWAT team was called in.
- The Youtube Divorcee has almost everything: She got her divorce, but failed to receive any money. So if you find an older leggy blonde with bad eyeliner going through your trash, give her your skis. Because some people lose all their belongings, don’t you think that includes athletic equipment? (/”Clueless” quotes.)
