Dennis Quaid Is The Face Of Constipation

Our friend Brian Palmer took a gander at the film Vantage Point and had an incredible breakthrough: Dennis Quaid has dethroned Harrison Ford as the American King of Constipation. With every dramatic grimace and facial tension, Quaid displays a virtuoso-like understanding of the subtleties and nuances of not being able to take a crap. Examine all the visual evidence of this here.