Sarah Jessica Parker’s mole disappeared? Boooring.
SEVEN WHITE LION CUBS = Yaayyyy!!!

Gisele Bundchen Topless? Boooooooooring!!!!
White Lion Cub Being Interviewed??? Awwesome!!! He thinks he’s people!!!

“U.S. Reverses Course on Iran Talks?”
Maybe because they saw these THREE WHITE LION CUBS BEING BOTTLE-FED!!!

I could do this all day.











