- IRONIC T-SHIRT: Even though he was arrested for pedophilia, Daniel Allen Everett is still the undisputed Greatest Dad of the World. It says so on his T-shirt. (The Smoking Gun)
- TMI: Elvira claims she lost her virginity to Tom Jones, who she says has a huge penis. This is slightly grosser than imagining my parents doing it. (Showbiz Spy)
- ROCK & JOCK: Here’s a video of what it looks and sounds like when I do 8-minute abs. (BuzzFeed)
- FUTURE COMPILATIONS: Here’s a list of the “Most Likely Living Superstars To Be Posthumously Exploited”. I think Little Superstar will definitely be posthumously exploited. (Spin)
- GREAT JOB: Guys, Tim & Eric paper dolls you can print out and use to make your own esoteric comedy sketches! (Funny For A Girl)
