It’s no secret that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are a perfect storm of genetic amalgamation (I’m not calling them Brangelina on the off chance that BWE higher-ups decide they want to fork out $25 million for the rights to the first pics). But I don’t think we realize just how powerful their offspring are.
Earlier today I stumbled upon a picture of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and immediately I felt I knew her. (Which is not uncommon for me, you know, to feel I personally know celebrities and their children. This was different.) So I pulled out the ole microcomputed tomography system and conducted some bio-genetic analysis, and here’s what I found:
BOOM! Doll-makers!!! Brad & Angelina have produced a child that looks exactly like the American Girl favorite, Kit Kittredge. I think it would be VERY WISE to study the bone structure of the new twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Now, in keeping with American Girl line of dolls living in a certain historical period, the question is, in what time period will you set Knox and Vivienne? I’m thinking Lower Paleolithic Age for Knox and Early 18th Century for Vivienne, but who knows what the kids will be into by the time these two get a little older.
(Shiloh Picture via Jezebel)
