The tabloid media is tearing their hair out over the “Baby Bump” possibilities posed by the recent photos that have surfaced of Uma Thurman vacationing on a boat somewhere. I know a Baby Bump when I see one, so believe me when I say that is no Baby Bump. But what is it? Here are our best guesses:
- Quentin Tarantino’s screenplay for Inglorious Bastards
- A big bundle of SoyJoy
- John Travolta’s post-Pulp Fiction dignity
- Your Milkshake
- A freshly-caught fish
- An extraordinary nutsack.
- The demon-child of the demigod Zuul, minion of Gozer
- Jay Mohr
- Compacted Trash
- Meet Dave’s worldwide box office receipts.
- Baby clothes for Brangelina’s twins
- Mini-Me (hopefully not making a sex tape)
- Excitement about seeing The Dark Knight
- Paula Deen’s Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger
- A baby kangaroo
- The whole Internet
Wager your own guesses in the comments!
