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14 July
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The Bon Jovi Fans of 2008: An Analysis

BON JOVI FANS17.jpgThis Saturday, thousands of lucky people gathered in New York City’s Central Park to celebrate Major League Baseball’s All-Star Summer with a free concert from one of the world’s last remaining rock gods: Bon Jovi. As a result, the Great Lawn was littered with a different kind of trash: The fun kind that you want to get drunk and sing Bon Jovi with. Because, let’s face it, I’m still pretty pissed off that I wasn’t able to get into this concert. Bon Jovi’s little baking apple ass was within a mile of my apartment… and I missed it. I missed all of it.

Thankfully, the photos from the concert did not disappoint. His fans were there in droves. In fact, the crowds were so eclectic, what better time to sit down and analyze the Bon Jovi fans of 2008?

No better time, in fact. Let’s get started.

Bon Jovi Fans Have Low ExpectationsBON JOVI FANS5.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans May Have Just Woken Up From a 22 Year Long ComaBON JOVI FANS16.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Are Also Your Mom

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Many more photos after the jump.

Bon Jovi Fans Have PerspectiveBON JOVI FANS4.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Also Have Tickets to The Gun ShowBON JOVI FANS15.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Have A Low Self-Esteem to Back Hair CorrelationBON JOVI FANS3.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Flaunt Their Best BreastsetsBON JOVI FANS2.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Believe in Bon JoviBON JOVI FANS11.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Might Be a Little BrattyBON JOVI FANS1.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Are SureBON JOVI FANS7.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Have Irresponsible Parents
Who May or May Not Be Coke AddictsBON JOVI FANS6.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Stay Inside the LinesBON JOVI FANS14.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Have Tapped Into Bon Jovi’s Secret Fetish:
The ArmpitBON JOVI FANS12.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Come In All Shapes and SizesBON JOVI FANS9.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Find Each Other SomehowBON JOVI FANS10.jpg

Bon Jovi Fans Have Every Right To BeBON JOVI FANS18.jpg

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