Operation Cry-Town: Defective Ceiling Tile Edition

It’s no secret that I am POWERLESS against the single tear of a salamander…so today, when I randomly clicked on this video…at first, I thought it was a Geico commercial. But I had NO IDEA I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THE DARK AND DRAMATIC WORLD OF TINY LIZARD LOVE TORN APART BY POWERS GREATER THAN US ALL.

They reach out for each other in their own pools of blood…WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????