- Robert Downey Jr. will play Sherlock Holmes in an upcoming Guy Richie film about the mythical detective. Finally, a chance for an American to play a Brit better than an actual Brit for once — suck on that Gary Oldman, Tom Wilkinson, Brian Cox, Anthony Hopkins…
- NBC Universal will televise an
unprecedentedun-f*cking-fathomable 3600 hours of footage from the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing, which is 1000 more hours of coverage than every Olympics in the 48-year history of televised Olympics has received combined. Just don’t interrupt the next season of Lipstick Jungle, kay? - Jennifer Hudson’s solo debut album, Jennifer Hudson, is set for release in late September. Wait, debut album? I just assumed she had like three multiplatinum cds that no one knows exists, like every other Idol contestant after Season One.
- Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook have reached a custody settlement. Billy Joel is not involved, meaning this joke is dead to me.
- You know what goes together a lot better than Bad Company and not eating fudge? Bad Company and fudge.
