So after the nightmare that was Kissing With Ross, and our own even more terrible and disgusting How Not To Kiss, I received the following e-mail from Ross himself:
From: Ross
To: Alex Blagg
Subject: think you can outkiss me?alex.
nice little kissy kiss video today. but i got news for you, friend. YOU CAN’T STEP TO THIS.
http://www.KissingBackWithRoss.com
oh, and happy birthday. this is the icing on the cake.
love,
ross
I beg you not to click the link above. What you will find there is unimaginably horrifying. But clearly Ross means business, and I’m unsure what to do at this juncture. Do I take his bait and try to outkiss him, which would lead to some kind of terrible escalating battle of awfulness, like in that movie where the kid goes ))<>((, back and forth, forever? I tried to think of what kind of video we could make in response, but things got illegal pretty quickly. I was going to do a “How To Get To Second Base” video, but found that I was uncomfortable showing my sunken pasty chest and unattractive nipples to the Internet. I need ideas, or Ross wins. What do you guys think?
