AD WIZARDS: Tired Of Monkey Butt? Get Yourself Some Anti Monkey-Butt Powder, Obviously

I’ve never used or heard the term “monkey butt” — I assume it’s trucker lingo for “ass falling asleep and itching” — but this commercial doesn’t really need to explain monkey butt, the cause of monkey butt, or what this powder will do to remove said “monkey” from your butt, but I’m still on board. Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, people — get in on the ground floor while you can: