WILLED INTO EXISTENCE: Chuck E. Cheese Band Performs Usher’s “Love In This Club”

Back in mah day, our Chuck E. Cheese bands never played no sexual R&B songs, dag nabbit! We just ate our really tiny pizzas while listening to gender-unspecific birthday songs then playing Sinistar and arcade Duck Hunt before jumping into the balls and picking up the balls and denting them with our fingers, and that’s the way we’s liked it!!!!

(via Fark)