- The father of Amy Winehouse has announced that the bouffanted singer has been diagnosed with emphysema. Which just goes on to further prove the theory: Crack is whack.
- Larry Birkhead has purchased some of Anne Nicole Smith‘s Playboy lingerie as a souvenir for their daughter Daniellynn, meaning she’ll have the perfect thing to bring into school for “Sexy Show & Tell.”
- In the epic summer comedy battle of 2008, Americans actually got smart and chose not to spend their gas money on Love Guru tickets. But Mike Myers needn’t worry, as we’re sure he’s spending the week taping voiceover for Shrek 7: Here Are Some New Characters You Won’t Care About At All.
- Kanye West puts his diatribe pants on and writes up a little rant on his website that is decidedly pro-Soulja Boy. Be warned: He uses the F word, the N word, and many an ubiquitous $$$ sign.
- As mentioned last night, comedy legend George Carlin passed away. Here is the NY Times obit, which covers the span of Carlin’s career.
