- QUICK THINKER: Does this look like the kind of person who’d take photos of a naked woman then try to thwart police by hiding the camera in his anus? The answer is yes, this is the kind of person who’d take photos of a naked woman then try to thwart police by hiding the camera in his anus. (Smoking Gun)
- INCONTOVERTIBLE EVIDENCE: Bill Clinton is definitely f*cking this woman. There’s no other possible explanation; this picture is literally a sex tape. (TMZ.com – extremely NSFW!)
- STATING THE OBVIOUS: I’ll bet you were wondering whether or not the Jonas Brothers’ tv movie would be hot. The verdict is — the movie is hot! (People)
- HOPELESS HEADLINE: According to the AP, everything is seemingly spinning out of control. Click on the factual news story if you don’t believe me. (Associated Press)
- COVER BAND: Between the Radiohead, R.E.M. and Psychadelic Furs covers, does Weezer play any Weezer songs on tour anymore? And is anyone complaining? (Stereogum)
- EULOGY: And finally, a succinct, touching remembrance of George Carlin from Kevin Smith. (Newsweek)
