If you’re a big fat guy with plans to put your flabby obese form on full display by visiting a pool this summer, might I suggest visiting Big Richardson’s T-Shirt Shop and purchasing some kind of large upper-body covering garment as a courtesy to your fellow swimmers? They offer a wide selection of t-shirts with funny and sassy logos such as No Fear, and Calvin Peeing on Things, but if I were you, I’d go with my personal favorite look: the giant white “Big Johnson” shirt, completely soaked, sticking to your man-boobs like Hell’s own wet t-shirt contest.
