Our friend Judah Friedlander – BWE panelist, star of large & small screen, and World Champion – did a funny interview with NY Magazine this week, in which he offers us a rare peek into the mentality of what makes him a champion of athletics. There is no sport he cannot dominate, but here are a few of our favorites:
What sports do you excel at?
Every one. Name one, dude.Lacrosse.
I don’t consider lacrosse a sport. To me that’s just a frat activity that got out of hand.
How about downhill skiing?
I do uphill skiing, I don’t do downhill skiing. I think that’s for nerd amateurs.
Softball?
I play hardball, sorry. I don’t need some bloated ball to hit it.
Swimming.
I’m banned from swimming. Every time I get in the water all the surrounding chicks jump in. It’s really cool, but technically illegal in competition.Hundred-yard dash?
I just beat a cheetah in the hundred-yard dash, by 70 yards. And I gave him a 50-yard head start.That must have been demoralizing for the cheetah.
After the race, the cheetah tested positive for steroids. I’m really the best.Yoga?
I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.
Trust me, he’s not lying. One time in the green room, I saw Judah bench press the entire Sizzler segment of our show. Don’t believe me? Check out his live shows this summer and find our for yourself (just make sure you watch out for your face, because he might punch it).
