- WASHING JUNKIE: While we’re glad to see that Pete Doherty bathes sometimes, we don’t really want to see Pete Doherty bathe. Though he likes to do drawrings, and heroin. (Dlisted)
- MAZEL SPOCK: Thanks to California’s relaxed new marriage laws, Mr. Sulu will finally be able to marry his Klingon princess life partner. (AOL)
- BUZZKILL: Here is a list of 14 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar. Sounds like I’m going to have to cross Don McLean off my signature list of “Jukebox Panty-Droppers”. (HolyTaco)
- COMIC LOOK: Here’s an EXCLUSIVE first-look at an image that just leaked from the set of the new Spider-Man movie. (Videogum)
- RIVERBOOT: Joan Rivers was kicked off a British talk show for speaking a little too colorfully about Russell Crowe. While that’s just sorta Joan’s schtick, she probably shouldn’t have called him a Puffy-faced Koala-f*cker. (CNN)
