- CLUB KIDDING: Spencer Pratt told David Letterman the he must be paid “at least 100 grand” to even show up to a nightclub, which means he probably doesn’t go out much. (Remote Control)
- BAD VIBRATIONS: American Apparel finally going ahead and selling dildos now. (Goldenfiddle)
- CAVE-DWELLER: Recovering addict Joey from The Real World says he “failed to realize being on The Real World was about getting bombed all the time”, meaning he must have been high out of his mind while watching the first 20 seasons. (UsWeekly)
- RACE LIFT: There’s a new website where you can upload a picture and it will change your race for you. Or, if you’re Michael Jackson, it will copy your picture. (BuzzFeed)
- AD WIZARDS: Who would have known there are so many funny Regional Car Insurance Commercials? (Videogum)
