ICYMI: If You Stare At This Woman’s Ass-Dancing Video Long Enough, You Just Might See God

God bless the corporate rents at MTV for having the fortitude to create a site dedicated solely to random people dancing in front of their webcams. You can go to MTV Dance and upload videos so people can vote on your sweet moves, just like this lady, whose backside is practically poetic in the way that it jiggles and bounces and shakes in time with the music. It’s like “Flight of the Bumblebee”, but you know, an ass.