Meet Gary. One day while Gary was just chillaxin’ with a Bud, trying to channel-surf the tube, he felt a little draft and decided to crawl under a blanket. But tragedy struck when Gary discovered that the television remote wouldn’t work through the blanket. Faced with either not being able to control what channel he was watching or having to move his arm slightly so that it was no longer obstructed by the blanket, Gary did the only thing he could do: asked his mom to make him a blanket with sleeves (a Slanket if you will), which he now sells to other equally lazytarded people who cannot be bothered with even the most minimal body movement.
See his pitch, after the jump!
