- Vin Diesel has become a father! And unsurprisingly, the baby looks exactly like him.
- Kate Beckinsale refers to her bathing suit area as “Pharoah’s tomb”, which is all fun and games until you go for a Brazililan in Cairo and find out that your family’s been kidnapped.
- After much begging, Nick Hogan has finally been granted his wish to be moved out of solitary confinement and into a suite with other young inmates. It’s almost like he wants to be raped in jail.
- And this week’s award for Best Celebrity Rhyme goes to the inimitable Kathy Griffin, who quips “Miley Cyrus will get a down there virus.”
- If you happen to spy a Ringwraith stapling posters to your local telephone pole, fear not: Janice Dickinson‘s dog ran away.
- Lastly, wanna know what happens when you get two Hindenbergs surgically placed into your body? Wonder no longer.
