I One Day Hope To Play Swords With The Beef

My birthday’s coming up. Just sayin’. Though now that I think about it, I’d rather have an action figure with Mutt on the motorcycle like in that shot Spielberg ripped off from The Wild One that was meant to suggest The Motherf*cking LaBeouf is the new Marlon Brando, because he is, but better and cooler and tougher.