CAPTION THIS: A First For Michael Jackson

Ladies and gentleman, behold the above photo of Michael Jackson, taken this past weekend at Christian Audigier’s 50th Birthday Party. This picture may not seem all that special, or different, or unique… but it is. Because the above photo marks the first time that this very blogger can utter the following phrase, and really, really mean it:

Wow, Michael Jackson… you haven’t changed a bit!

God, that felt good to say.