- TELL IT LIKE IT IS: “Asked for comment, [Michelle] Tractenberg‘s publicist, Jessica Kolstad, said, ‘I don’t know how you live with yourself.’” (Page Six)
- SLEEVE HIM ALONE: Thomas Dekker, aka Hilarious Terminator, pulling some American Gladiator sh*t right there. (Just Jared)
- BEST BUY DANCE PARTY: Here is a really fun looking Best Buy Dance Party, obviously ruined by one of the Geek Squad A-Holes. (OrbitCast)
- RELIEF: AI‘s David Archuleta is grateful that an entire season of parental abuse has finally come to a close. (People)
- I’M IN THE MONEY: This is so convenient: On the very same day I decide to join Oprah and go Vegan, someone on Craigslist is looking for an out-of-shape female writer! Does crystal meth count as “diet pills”? (Gawker)
