TMZ Brings Us The Single Least Eventful Clip In The History Of Worthless Internet Clips

WHAT TMZ SEES IN THIS CLIP:

Pam Anderson’s Pooch Has Bone to Pick

Pam Anderson’s pooch can probably play fetch and roll over, but her kids are also trying to teach it a trick — sic the paps!

WHAT A NORMAL PERSON SEES IN THIS CLIP:

“There’s a dog.”

After the jump, check out TMZ’s EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of Pamela Anderson from far away and then a dog for a couple seconds! What a dog-owning whore!

I can’t wait til their follow-up story, “Five seconds of baby in high chair”: