This OMGEXCLUSIVE picture of a drunken Shia LaBeouf (when he’s drunk, he shall be referred to as Kobe Beef, because they feed those cows beers – wow, that was a stretch) comes to us via way of The Boots Girls, and was reportedly taken on that fateful night when His Motherf*cking Beefyness was unjustly apprehended outside of a Chicago-area Walgreen’s by some ignorant law dogs who clearly just couldn’t handle how supremely f’ing awesome my man was acting up in the drug store. But as you can tell in the photo, the liquored-up LaBeouf wasn’t sweatin’ the fuzz one bit…