Horny Goose VS Pacifist Dog: WHO YA GOT?

On this clip from Inside Edition, we see what happens when a goose during mating season simply will not stop bothering some dude’s docked motorboat, resulting in what someone in the clip who has never seen Wrestlemania describes as “Wrestlemania.”

The man is an “animal lover” and claims to have “trained his dog not to fight back,” but, well, I guess even doggie pacifists can only tolerate so much sexual goose-assaulting: