Does your dog possess a Howard Hughes-esque fear of microscopic germs? Is your dog afraid of nuclear fallout from a yet-unrealized atomic holocaust with the Soviet Union? Do you want to help your dog grow accustomed to climbing into an appliance that it surely cannot discern from your toaster oven or microwave? Introducing the Pet Pavilion!!!
We took this picture at the Koreannovation Trade Show in Manhattan this morning. That’s right — a picture of what appears to be a dog in a toaster oven. At the Korean trade show. A dog in a toaster oven.
Can anyone think of a hacky joke to make in this situation? I’m stumped.











