DISCOVERED: The Most Pleasurable Way To Die

(Kicking this post off with a requisite “spitting three times”)

Here’s the thing: If you’re going to be forced to watch a video that, according to phony Hollywood legend, will kill you once you’ve seen it, God willing it’s half as much fun as the following video, found after the cut. It might actually kill you… with happiness!!

By clicking “Continue Reading”, you hereby agree to not murder me in my sleep/comments section.

You’ve been Ring Rolled.