Today is Bea Arthur‘s Birthday. The salty ol’ broad turns the big Eight-Six, and let’s face it: She’s as amazing as she’s ever been. So in honor of her Bea-Day, if you will, we’ve decided to scour Youtube for some of her greatest moments. What we found, ladies and gentleman, might be the greatest collection of televised moments in the history of the medium. Do yourself a favor, and sit through all of these, ESPECIALLY all of #8. You will be a better person for it.
10. Bea’s Stern Warning About Premarin… And She’s Got The Horse to Prove It
Premarin is made out of horse urine… It’s horse urine!!!
9 Equally Amazing Clips After the Jump.
9. Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson Sing a Song About Drugs
8. BEA SINGS DREAMGIRLS!! WITH NELL CARTER! AND MRS. GARRETT! PUNKY F**KING BREWSTER. My Life Is Complete. (How Have I Never Seen This??)
7. Bea Arthur Does Her Infamous Joey Lawrence Impression
6. Bea “Seals” The Deal with Laughter!
5. “No, Rose, Hookers!”
4. The Maude Theme Song Starring Beatrice Arthur (Pahdon me) Bea Enters at :30, and Is Really Happy to See You.
3. Bea Dons a Fetching Wig and Joins Sally Struthers in Sex and the City
2. The Star Wars Holiday Special Cantina Song (1:55 Makes Me LOL Every Time)
1. Bea Arthur Talks About Anal Sex. (NSFW)
WE LOVE YOU BEA!
