A Conversation with Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse: (cell phone rings) Yeah, hello? Ah, OK, hold on one second yeah? I got a jar of mayonnaise on the other line…

(2 seconds later)

Amy Winehouse: Yeah, hello, mayo? (pause) Right. (pause) OK… mmmhmm. Yeah, I don’t know mate. (pause) She said that? Wha? She said wha? Mayo, you’re joking, right?

(pause)

I’ll murder that f**king c**t. (Throws jar to the ground.)

THE END.