CAPTION THIS: Fag Hag Barbie!

Imagine all the fun you can have with your Cher Barbie! Dress it up in a crotchless awards show dress, re-enact your favorite scenes from Moonstruck (ex.: Slap Ken‘s face and “Snap out of it!”), play your imaginary dildo flute down Greenwich Avenue and marvel as the entire neighborhood follows your lead. With your very own Cher Barbie, you can make your fabulous life all the more fabulouser. So buy one for your GLBT child today!