A quick breakdown of Viacom’s 33% increase in profits from First Quarter 2007:
4.3% – Non-defective Rock Band bundles
3.4% – Dollar bills stuffed into Tila Tequila’s g-string / ass
1.7% – People who went to see the movie “Stop Loss” after “Superhero Movie” sold out
0.3% – Google ad revenue from people searching “Lauren Conrad Sex Tape”
0.31% – Google ad revenue from people searching “Kurt Loder Sex Tape”
.0008% – Rock Band Good Charlotte expansion packs Downloaded
1.0% – CMT or something
2.5% – Operating costs saved after laying off more than 35,000 Nickelodeon GAS employees
The Remaining 20+% – THIS PHOTO
