The new reality show “Farmer Wants a Wife” premieres tonight on the CW (when I first heard the title, I was expecting it to be one of those “let’s try a reality show too!” shows on the Travel Channel or Versus or something), and by elaborately robbing an armored van a la “Police Academy 6,” we’ve actually managed to obtain a copy of the [extremely highly anticipated] first episode.
Sorry to say, but the show hasn’t even aired yet and it’s already over; 24-year-old Josie — who’s a whiz at STD-claiming and Middle East bombing analogies — has got this show in the bag. Feast your eyes on the Vegas odds-on-favorite to win the competition and become the farmer’s wife for a couple weeks:
