From DETOUR MAG — Warning. This information may shock you. Nicholas Cage. Is in a new action movie. Where he plays an assign. Check out the title, and see the trailer, after the jump!
Bangkok Dangerous (The Pang Brothers, 2008)
In this remake of the Pang Brothers’ 1999 film of the same name, set for release this August, the assassin at the center of it all isn’t deaf like he was the first time around. But he IS ol’ Nicolas Cage, doing another one of his mournful voiceovers and rocking a haircut worse than Tom Hanks’s weave in the Da Vinci Code. Cage is hired killer who just can’t seem to find a nice girl to settle down with…because he’s a hired killer. Maybe instead of whining about it, he should change jobs. — Thomas Rooker White
