- COKED UP BUSINESSMEN: The Sun offers a handy bulleted Powerpoint presentation of Amy Winehouse’s debaucherous evening. No cartoon clipart of martini glasses? (Sun UK)
- TONY SMASH: Tony Robbins is suing a rival motivational speaker who he claims stole his act. He’s also suing Shaquille O’Neal for stealing being 7’1″, 325. (TMZ)
- SOUL SHATTERING NEWS: Rapper you care about to star in tv show you really care about. Hint: Kanye is not appearing on The Office. (Yahoo)
- SCANDAL: Tony Parker and Eva Longoria got “caught” by a “photographer” while they were “kissing” for “twenty minutes straight apparently.” (A Socialite’s Life)
- TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: This “honest” college commercial pretty much sums up my own college experiences, although I’m pretty sure that the one Asian student actually did hang out with the handicapped black guy. (Collegehumor)
