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The Top 12 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Could Also Describe Her Recent Head-On Collision

BULLOCK AND CRASH.jpgLast Friday, actress Sandra Bullock and husband Jesse James were involved in a head-on collision with a drunk driver, 64-year-old Lucille Gatchell (seen right). The famous couple miraculously walked away without a scratch, and Gatchell is currently awaiting trial after being charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and a marked lanes violation.

Thankfully, nobody was injured in this horrific accident. But we couldn’t help but notice that many, if not all, of Sandra Bullock’s movies could literally be used to describe this recent almost-tragedy. So we’ve decided to compile The Top 12 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Also Describe Her Recent Head-On Collision. If you’ve already guessed #1, you probably have at least a high school education, so congrats.

12. A Time to Kill

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11. Premonition

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(Plot: Depressed housewife learns her husband was killed in a car accident the day previously, awakens the next morning to find him alive and well at home, and then awakens the next day after to a world in which he is still dead. Hmm.)

The Top 10 Sandra Bullock Movie Titles That Could Also Describe Her Recent Head-On Collision continue after the cut…

10. Forces of Nature

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9. The Vanishing

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8. Who Do I Gotta Kill?

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(The title was changed overseas. Good thinking.)

7. Murder By Numbers

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6. Love Potion No. 9 (or No. Wine…)

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5. 28 Days

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4. Speed

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3. Demolition Man

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2. Speed 2: Cruise Control

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1. Crash

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Honorable Mention: Miss Congeniality could easily be changed into Miss Blood Congealed-iality… only, not really.

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