Sometimes a headline is so pristine, so flawless, that any attempt to dissect the humor or to add jokes would simply dilute the awesome:
Perfect! Care to elaborate, new favorite magazine article of all time?
“A semi-drunken lunch with [late 60 Minutes correspondent] Ed Bradley and Jimmy Buffett, who were both wearing rings,” he tells Maxim of the 1997 decision.
“Afterward,” Ford said, “I walked down Madison Avenue till I found the first jewelry store that pierced ears.”
Of course he did! Why wouldn’t he?
I have nothing further to add to this story.
