I usually stay away from mentioning innocuous gossip for gossip’s sake, but this story about Paris Hilton criticizing Kim Kardashian’s butt is simply too important to be ignored.
Have you noticed that Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger than most peoples’? Butt-commenting-about authority Paris Hilton sure has, and isn’t afraid to talk about it and to suffer the repercussions. The only thing is, she doesn’t stop there… Metaphor alert!
“I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross!” she dissed. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
OH SUH-NAP!!
What do you have to say about that cutting observation, Kim Kardashian? If you can balance yourself long enough to speak, what with your cottage cheese butt and all:
“Paris and I have been friends since we were kids, and it was good to hear her side of the story and have her apologize,” she tells Us. “I love my curves!”
“Her side of the story?” You mean, her cottage cheese side of the your butt story?
Either way, thank God Paris and Kim K are back on speaking terms, butt animosity nonwithstanding. Would’ve been a tough night of sleep for us BWEers if it were any other way.
More details to come as this story develops.
