We haven’t done these in a while, but here are 3 blind items from our operative in LA:
1. Which former 90s TV star with a famous last name approached a fellow urinator at an LA club recently, and began talking to the strange man, wang out and all? According to our source, this borderline celebrity seemed “coked out of his brain”, and wondered why people don’t talk at the urinals more often… hmm…
2. Which B-List hot and also possibly funny movie star was spotted “basically having full-on dry humping sex” with his rising starlet girlfriend in front of a group of shocked outdoor restaurant patrons? Sources say the man was “overly aggressive” to a “nauseating degree.”
3. Which awesome comedienne who also may or may not shave her legs was spotted driving a blue Ford Mustang on the 101? Sources say she looked “hilarious.”
(Answer to #3: It’s Monique.)
Leave your guesses in the comments!
