Remember that story about the two-faced baby born in India, everyone who isn’t named Michelle Collins or shares an office with Michelle Collins? I’m not talking about some underhanded baby traitor, or the baby version of the Batman villain Two-Face — I mean, a literal baby that has one face and also has another face.
Sound disgusting? Well, CNN.com now has video of said two-headed baby, who is apparently being “worshipped as a goddess” in India, likely by one mistranslated kook who just ensured that Americans will be scoffin’ at some Hinduism around the water cooler tomorrow morning (in addition to just being generally weirded-out):
Deeeeeffffinitely makes me wish that it really was just a story about a two-faced traitor baby. Or at least a boy, so we could play Neutral Milk Hotel over it.
