You know, when it comes to walking in front of TMZ’s cameras and coming up with creative phrases to describe people’s vaginas, Brandon Davis is something of a legend. But though his “Firecrotch” bit took the world by storm a while back, that’s starting to feel like a long time ago. It’s really time for him to follow up with something new, lest he become forever regarded as a “one TMZ clip wonder”. The good news is he seems to be hard at work at finding the next awesomely vulgar thing to yell at cameras when he’s wasted, but the bad news is “f*cking ni*ger” and “paparazzi fa*got” just don’t have quite the same panache as Firecrotch, especially when yelled from behind the tinted window he keeps rolling up and down in his Douchemobile. But let’s try to be positive! Maybe if he does some more coke, he’ll be able to once again reach the brilliant heights of his early career.
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