- BUNCHA HITS: New Kids on the Block are reuniting??? More like, Old…Adults… NOT on the Block. Possibly catty corner. (CNN)
- WHO ARE THE CAR WIZARDS: Jerry Seinfeld got into a dangerous rollover car wreck after the vintage brakes on his ’67 BTM failed, but he is unhurt. Paramedics were encouraged when Seinfeld was on his feet and promoting “Bee Movie” upon their arrival. (Yahoo)
- SHOOT THE MESSENGER: Perez Hilton is claiming that John Mayer is bisexual, and the two of them shared a “real” tongue-kiss while Jessica Simpson held John’s crotch. Well — nothing in this story that I find difficult to believe. Better update his Wikipedia. (Us Weekly)
- MINSTREL SHOW: After seeing what the “Idol” contestants did to hip-hop, I’m starting to think maybe The Beatles actually got off easy. (Defamer)
- MOBLIN STERNS: You know the economy’s doing crappy when the U.S. dollar has slipped below the Hyrule Rupee. (Maxim, via Gorillamask)
